They say men don’t fall in love with their offspring until well into the first months of parenthood. Whoever made that observation couldn’t be more accurate…When our daughter was born I thought she was the cutest little ball of human ever to grace the face of the earth. Looking back … Read More
#tillythemenace
I’m going to jump right into this one:I’m considering Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu lessons for the following reasons: So as to avoid child services being called on me while I change my baby’s diaper in public. Let’s just say my child once ended up in the sink of a restaurant butt ass … Read More
One of those days…
Prior to becoming a mommy, I never quite understood why (a) mommies always look so tired and (b) they utter the phrase “It’s been one of those mornings,” with such exasperation and dread. Well, here’s why… A few days ago I woke up on a glorious morning bright-eyed and bushy-tailed … Read More
Strollers, and Car Seats, and Swings…OH MY!
I have always been one of those cynical bastards that mercilessly criticized parents and their over-the-top strollers. I would laugh and snicker as the poor souls stood by their cars tugging and pushing at the contraption every which way. I remember driving by a house in the neighborhood I used … Read More